The best has yet to come.

bastardfromabasket:

Becoming increasingly convinced that every person running in the Republican primary is actually a secret democrat working to ensure that Obama will get a second term.

(via timeofyoursong)

memehumor:

Just Woody Allen being awesome

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juliasegal:

Awful remake of a great movie but I do love the phrase “sneaky feet”

I’m back at RU and excited to start my last semester. Now if only it would be done already. :/

I love my school and all, but I don’t actually love LIVING at my school.

thedailywhat:

Unfortunate Juxtaposition of the Day: Spotted in today’s edition of the Swedish daily newspaper Dagens Nyheter, a full-page ad promoting cruise line packages just to the right of a full-page article about the Costa Concordia disaster.

[copyranter.]

(via mermaid101)

What you think is funny and what you are willing to make jokes about, not make jokes about. —  Stephen Colbert [x]

(via theinquietude)

memehumor:

Wearing a hoodie…

 http://memehumor.tumblr.com

• Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
• Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
• Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
• Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
• Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
• Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
• Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
• Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
• Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
• Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
• Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
• Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

tindallism:

littleclassicrockthings:

“Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meatloaf

Submitted by apathyexcedes

I remember the day that I finally ‘got’ that part of the song.

Giant mind-fuck.

(via littlemonger)

This entire break I’ve felt like a statue. I want to move, but at the same time I don’t. It takes a lot of effort to get myself up and going, and when I finally get there I need to remind myself not to stop.

In theory being back at school with a shitload of work should remedy the situation, but even then when I take a break I know I’ll still have that feeling.

Surely it would be better not to focus on the problem. It just becomes difficult when it follows me wherever I go. Even if I’m enjoying myself, my mind isn’t fully in the here and now.

It’s not anyone’s fault. I just need some sun and warmth. That’s what usually makes everything better.